The Blogging Turtle

I just broke a girl’s heart. I’m a total asshole and I’m admitting that almost all the stereotypes about guys are true. I hate myself and I might as well just remain single for the rest of my life.

Anonymous asked: I'd date you, but you most likely have high standards and I would be of no interest.

I have no standards and I’m not looking. Thanks, though.

I’ve pretty much stopped using Tumblr. Sorry, followers. :(

Don’t you hate liking one of your friends SO MUCH but being afraid to do anything… because it might mess up your friendship?

danielworsnop asked: apparently it's like this hazelnut, chocolate stuff that you put on toast...
but at least I'm not the only one. lol(:

Ohhh, haha. I see. I’m more of a butter/jam/peanut butter toast guy! I’ve never tried this Nutella stuff. Maybe I will! :D

Reblog with your worst habit.

ciarawrsnifreckie:

meetmeattheskylines:

askylitdrive:

Grinding my teeth subconsciously to the beat/riffs of a song.

 Nail biting. :/

Twirling my hair, when I am tired.

Masturbating.

theres-more-to-me-than-this asked: Not sure. Sylvania's not that big though. What school do you go to?

Northview.

theres-more-to-me-than-this asked: I thought you looked/sounded familiar XD I live in Sylvania too.

Ohh haha where have you seen me before?

Anonymous asked: Hey, you look really familiar. Do you live somewhere in Northwest Ohio or Southeast Michigan?

Yes I do! I live in Sylvania. I used to live in Toledo.

Yes, I do eat tuna straight from the can.

Followers… I NEED YOUR HELP!

Name a show that took place in the 80’s and was based around a moose… And it had a doctor. GO!

rianajae asked: I officially love your blog. And even better, I was singing "What I Got" for some reason and it was stuck in my head, and I got to your page and it started playing.. And then I saw you have a lot of SOAD, so you're pretty my my favorite ever. (:

Thanks!!! :D And wow, you have amazing taste in music haha. I originally put the iPod widget on there for me, but I’m glad you like it too (: Do you have any suggestions for bands/songs I should add?

MY FOREHEAD… IT’S SO SMOOTH…

The Clip

Let me start off by saying that the following story is IN FACT real. I won’t be revealing the name of the song so don’t bother asking me…

I had my surround-sound headphones on while listening to some music and browsing Facebook. I had the media player on shuffle, sifting through some of my favorite songs. A song I liked a lot in particular started to play. I began singing along (out of tune, if you will) and noticed something rather… strange. I heard something in the song I had never heard before. It occured during the chorus. The sound was panned at the back of my headphones and couldn’t be heard through regular speakers. It sounded like… moaning or something. I couldn’t make it out. I instantly paused the song and opened it in my audio editor. I deleted all the channels except the channel that was panned in the back. I played it and I could hear faint drums and vocals. I skimmed to the chorus. There it was! That sound, only slightly clearer due to the lack of instruments and vocals. I trimmed the clip so only the section with the sound played. I put it on loop and played it… over and over. I couldn’t understand it, but it sounded like speech. I instantly decided to reverse the clip. Then I had understood it. It was in fact vocals. It said “Six… Six… Six… Your children are demons. Kill. The end is [nigh?]. *screaming and whipping noises*” As the clip looped, I became slightly ill and mortified. There was a high pitched squeal playing behind the reversed vocals. It looped for nearly 3 minutes until I closed the program. I sat there for a couple minutes trying to understand what I had just heard. I was overwhelmed with fear and confusion. The sound of the voice… and everything… just had an adverse affect on me. I don’t understand why the clip plays in the song but I can no longer listen to that song anymore without becoming ill. I can’t even listen to the band anymore. I won’t be releasing the name of the song or the band due to horrifying affect it had on me; I don’t want anyone else to hear it. As I type this, the sound clip is still mentally looping. It… won’t stop.